Written with N. Spin and another friend, to the tune of "50 Ways To Say Goodbye" by Train:
I feel so paralysed 'Cause I was misadvised I'll ask the TA like I should Prof said this was easy But it got me queasy These parts I never understood
That's fine but if my friends ask 'bout my grade I'm gonna say
Dropped a factor of 2 π Submitted the wrong file Missed my alarm and went to the wrong final Help me, help me, I'm no good with time! I forgot all of my Calc I Missed a PN junction Neglected an s in my transfer function Help me, help me, I ran out of time And ways to show I've tried
My collaborators were content to stop after the first chorus, and I decline to go further without them.